Epiphany is now upon us, and it is time to revisit one of the iconic tunes of the season. We call it the Political version of the Twelve Days of Christmas. It is to be sung to the same tune, with the same repetitions after each verse. To be even handed, included is a version for Democrats and Republicans.
“On the first day of Christmas, the Dems gave to us: One false impeachment!
On the second day of Christmas, the Dems gave to us: Two more investigations
And One false impeachment!
On the third day of Christmas, the Dems gave to us: Three Schumer smirks,
Two more investigations and One false impeachment!
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Dems gave to us: Four Squad members,
Three Schumer smirks, Two more investigations and One false
Impeachment!
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Dems gave to us: Five Pelosi clones, four
Four Squad members, three Schumer smirks, two more investigations and one
False Impeachment!.
On the sixth day of Christmas, the Dems gave to us: Six Schiff-ty lies, five Pelosi clones,
Four Squad members, three Schumer smirks, two more investigations and ome
False impeachment!
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Dems gave to us: Seven fake news stories,
Six Schiff-ty lies, five Pelosi clones, Four Squad members, three Schumer
Smirks, two more investigations, and one false impeachment!
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Dems gave to us: eight Christian slurs, seven
Fake news stories, six Schiff-ty lies, five Pelosi clones, Four Squad members,
Three Schumer smirks, two more investigations and one false impeachment!
On the ninth day of Christmas, the Dems gave to us: nine Nadler witnesses, eight
Christian slurs, seven fake news stories, six Schiff-ty lies, five Pelosi clones,
Four Squad members, three Schumer smirks, two more investigations and
One false impeachment!
On the tenth day of Christmas, the Dems gave to us: ten Antifa attacks, nine
Nadler witnesses, eight Christian slurs, seven fake news stories, six
Schiff-ty lies, five Pelosi clones, four Squad members, three Schumer smirks,
Two more investigations and one false impeachment!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Dems gave to us: eleven more regulations,
Ten Antifa attacks, nine Nadler witnesses, eight Christian slurs, seven fake news
Stories, six Schiff-ty lies, five Pelosi clones, four Squad members, three Schumer
Smirks, two more investigations and one false impeachment!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Dems gave to us: twelve more abortions, eleven
More regulations, ten Antifa attacks, nine Nadler witnesses, eight Christian slurs,
Seven fake news stories, six Schiff-ty lies, five Pelosi clones, four Squad members,
Three Schumer smirks, two more investigations and one false impeachment!
We don’t want to let the Republicans out of this most accurate parody, so listen to the GOP’s song of the twelve days of Christmas.
On the first day of Christmas, the GOP gave to us: one Trump landslide 2020 win!
On the second day of Christmas, the GOP gave to us: two more trade deals and one Trump
Landslide 2020 win!
On the third day of Christmas, the GOP gave to us: three raucous MAGA rallies, two trade
Deals and one Trump landslide 2020 win!
On the fourth day of Christmas, the GOP gave to us: four more years of orange man, three
Raucous MAGA rallies, two trade deals and one Trump landslide 2020 win!
On the fifth day of Christmas, the GOP gave to us: five fewer Never-Trumpers, four more
Years of orange man, three raucous MAGA rallies, two trade deals and one Trump
Landslide 2020 win!
On the sixth day of Christmas, the GOP gave to us: six wars ended, five fewer Never-Trumpers,
Four more years of orange man, three raucous MAGA rallies, two trade deals and one
Trump landslide 2020 win!
On the seventh day of Christmas, the GOP gave to us, seven Merry Christmases, six wars ended,
Five fewer Never-Trumpers, four more years of orange man, three raucous MAGA
Rallies, two trade deals and one Trump landslide 2020 win!
On the eighth day of Christmas, the GOP gave to us: eight more judges confirmed, seven
Seven Merry Christmases, six wars ended, five fewer Never-Trumpers, four more
Years of orange man, three raucous MAGA rallies, two more trade deals, and one
Trump landslide 2020 win!
On the ninth day of Christmas, the GOP gave to us: nine new Dow records, eight more judges
Confirmed, seven Merry Christmases, six wars ended, five fewer Never-Trumpers, four
More years of orange man, three raucous MAGA rallies, two trade deals and one
Trump landslide 2020 win!
On the tenth day of Christmas, the GOP gave to us: ten million more jobs created, nine new
Dow records, eight more judges confirmed, seven Merry Christmases, six wars ended,
Five fewer Never-Trumpers, four more years of orange man, three raucous MAGA
Rallies, two trade deals and one Trump landslide 2020 win!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the GOP gave to us: eleven miles of the Wall built, ten
Million more jobs created, nine new Dow records, eight more judges confirmed,
Seven Merry Christmases, six wars ended, five fewer Never-Trumpers, four more
Years of orange man, three raucous MAGA rallies, two trade deals, and one
Trump landslide 2020 win!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the GOP gave to us: twelve fewer abortion doctors, eleven
Miles of the Wall built, ten million more jobs created, nine new Dow records, eight
More judges confirmed, seven Merry Christmases, six wars ended, five fewer Never-
Trumpers, four more years of orange man, three raucous MAGA rallies, two trade
Deals and one Trump landslide 2020 win!
If you could sing this to a true-blue Democrat, you would see the spectacle of a donkey being triggered.