Epiphany is now upon us, and it is time to revisit one of the iconic tunes of the season.  We call it the Political version of the Twelve Days of Christmas.  It is to be sung to the same tune, with the same repetitions after each verse.  To be even handed, included is a version for Democrats and Republicans.

            “On the first day of Christmas, the Dems gave to us:  One false impeachment!

            On the second day of Christmas, the Dems gave to us:  Two more investigations

                        And One false impeachment!

            On the third day of Christmas, the Dems gave to us:  Three Schumer smirks,

                        Two more investigations and One false impeachment!

            On the fourth day of Christmas, the Dems gave to us:  Four Squad members,

                        Three Schumer smirks, Two more investigations and One false

                        Impeachment!

            On the fifth day of Christmas, the Dems gave to us:  Five Pelosi clones,  four

                        Four Squad members, three Schumer smirks, two more investigations and one 

                        False Impeachment!.

            On the sixth day of Christmas, the Dems gave to us:  Six Schiff-ty lies, five Pelosi clones,

                        Four Squad members, three Schumer smirks, two more investigations and ome

                        False impeachment!

On the seventh day of Christmas, the Dems gave to us:  Seven fake news stories,

            Six Schiff-ty lies, five Pelosi clones, Four Squad members, three Schumer

            Smirks, two more investigations, and one false impeachment!

On the eighth day of Christmas, the Dems gave to us:  eight Christian slurs, seven

            Fake news stories, six Schiff-ty lies, five Pelosi clones, Four Squad members,

            Three Schumer smirks, two more investigations and one false impeachment!

On the ninth day of Christmas, the Dems gave to us:  nine Nadler witnesses, eight

            Christian slurs, seven fake news stories, six Schiff-ty lies, five Pelosi clones,

            Four Squad members, three Schumer smirks, two more investigations and 

            One false impeachment!

On the tenth day of Christmas, the Dems gave to us:  ten Antifa attacks, nine 

            Nadler witnesses, eight Christian slurs, seven fake news stories, six

            Schiff-ty lies, five Pelosi clones, four Squad members, three Schumer smirks,

            Two more investigations and one false impeachment!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Dems gave to us:  eleven more regulations,

            Ten Antifa attacks, nine Nadler witnesses, eight Christian slurs, seven fake news 

            Stories, six Schiff-ty lies, five Pelosi clones, four Squad members, three Schumer

            Smirks, two more investigations and one false impeachment!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Dems gave to us:  twelve more abortions, eleven

            More regulations, ten Antifa attacks, nine Nadler witnesses, eight Christian slurs,

            Seven fake news stories, six Schiff-ty lies, five Pelosi clones, four Squad members,

            Three Schumer smirks, two more investigations and one false impeachment!

            We don’t want to let the Republicans out of this most accurate parody, so listen to the GOP’s song of the twelve days of Christmas.

On the first day of Christmas, the GOP gave to us:  one Trump landslide 2020 win!

On the second day of Christmas, the GOP gave to us:  two more trade deals and one Trump

            Landslide 2020 win!

On the third day of Christmas, the GOP gave to us:  three raucous MAGA rallies, two trade

            Deals and one Trump landslide 2020 win!

On the fourth day of Christmas, the GOP gave to us:  four more years of orange man, three

            Raucous MAGA rallies, two trade deals and one Trump landslide 2020 win!

On the fifth day of Christmas, the GOP gave to us:  five fewer Never-Trumpers, four more 

            Years of orange man, three raucous MAGA rallies, two trade deals and one Trump

            Landslide 2020 win!

On the sixth day of Christmas, the GOP gave to us:  six wars ended, five fewer Never-Trumpers,

            Four more years of orange man, three raucous MAGA rallies, two trade deals and one

            Trump landslide 2020 win!

On the seventh day of Christmas, the GOP gave to us, seven Merry Christmases, six wars ended,

            Five fewer Never-Trumpers, four more years of orange man, three raucous MAGA

            Rallies, two trade deals and one Trump landslide 2020 win!

On the eighth day of Christmas, the GOP gave to us:  eight more judges confirmed, seven

            Seven Merry Christmases, six wars ended, five fewer Never-Trumpers, four more 

            Years of orange man, three raucous MAGA rallies, two more trade deals, and one

            Trump landslide 2020 win!

On the ninth day of Christmas, the GOP gave to us:  nine new Dow records, eight more judges

            Confirmed, seven Merry Christmases, six wars ended, five fewer Never-Trumpers, four

            More years of orange man, three raucous MAGA rallies, two trade deals and one

            Trump landslide 2020 win!

On the tenth day of Christmas, the GOP gave to us:  ten million more jobs created, nine new

            Dow records, eight more judges confirmed, seven Merry Christmases,  six wars ended,

            Five fewer Never-Trumpers, four more years of orange man, three raucous MAGA 

            Rallies, two trade deals and one Trump landslide 2020 win!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the GOP gave to us:  eleven miles of the Wall built, ten

            Million more jobs created, nine new Dow records, eight more judges confirmed,

            Seven Merry Christmases, six wars ended, five fewer Never-Trumpers, four more

            Years of orange man, three raucous MAGA rallies, two trade deals, and one

            Trump landslide 2020 win!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the GOP gave to us:  twelve fewer abortion doctors, eleven

            Miles of the Wall built, ten million more jobs created, nine new Dow records, eight

            More judges confirmed, seven Merry Christmases, six wars ended, five fewer Never-

            Trumpers, four more years of orange man, three raucous MAGA rallies, two trade

            Deals and one Trump landslide 2020 win!

            If you could sing this to a true-blue Democrat, you would see the spectacle of a donkey  being triggered.